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Didn't get to do a liveblog. So here was my reaction to SNL. (May not be in chronological order)

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:13:18 -0400

Opening- Heh, that was pretty funny.

Monologue- Oh look, Jennifer….uh, what’s her last name?

Commercial Sketch- Gay Weddings, aha, they’re always so perfect

Funeral/Gang Up- *laughing my ass off because I have a friend named Greg*

Gay Summer Camp/- Ha. Ok….that’s, really hot, seriously. DAYUM BEN

Bengo F**k Yourself- Thinking *Park the car in Harvard Yard*

1st Kanye performance AHH HOLY SHIT I HAVE EPILEPSY YOU ASSHOLES *turns the channel* *turns back* “Why is he yelling at me I DID NOTHING WRONG” *turns* *turns back* “WHY ARE YOU GLARING YOU STUPID HIPSTER LOOKING WANNABE ah please don’t hurt me”

Weekend Update- Aha Sethly is doing good tonight! Wait, with Seth and… AMY?! HOLY SHIT DJKEFGKGDJNMFFBHNRFIHN AMY POEHLER OH MY GOD *watching and bouncing while giggling* “City Correspondant” WAIT STEFON NO FUCKING WAY OH MY GOD HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT THIS IS TOO PERFECT whoa. Stefon seemed serious. Aww Sethly. Wait what? NO THEY ARE NOT NO YES THEY ARE HE’S RUNNING THERE’S A CHURCH FOLLOW YOUR HEART. OH MY GOD IT’S EVERYONE STEFON WAS TALKING ABOUT NONONONO THISIS AMAZING *laughing hysterically while crying* WHO’S STEFON MARRYING? ANDER-FUCKING-SON COOPER ARE YOU SHITTING ME REALLY AND THERE’S DJ BABY BOK CHOY AND JEWISH DORA AND OH MY GOD NOW THEY’RE BACK AND ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS NO

Kanye #2- FUCK NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN CLOSE THE EYES. Wait, did he just say the n-word? TWICE?

Herpes bags- *laughing incredibly hard*

Cop crying- THE THROAT NOISES I CANNOT THIS IS TUMBLR IN A SKETCH PEOPLE

British Rockers- What? They’re good, but this isn’t even funny.

Goodbyes- Why are they crying? WHY ARE THEY ALL CRYING? DID SOMEONE GET CANCER IS SOMEONE LEAVING BILL DON’T CRY WHAT

*Goes on Tumblr to find out* What? Bill, Fred and Jason? LEAVING? NOOOOOO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING WHY AM I CRYING I AM SO SAD THIS IS WHAT THAT BRITISH ROCKER SKETCH WAS ABOUT AS A GOODBYE WHAT OH MY GOD NOOOOD FJFHDRJHUISOLMN BFHUEIOSLXM CNBFGYSOLXMNCBFHYUISX CNBFHUISLZ,MC NBFHUIS

Great episode though. Bill, Fred, and Jason will be missed. By me. Because I love them.

Can we just talk about how HOT STAN WAS IN THE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:44:41 -0400

Can we just talk about how HOT STAN WAS IN THE 80’S?!

I’m sorry, this is a cartoon character. That I find attractive.

I need professional help.

Watching Wreck it Ralph

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:06:22 -0400

Calhoun and Felix just both grabbed Vanellope’s (zat how ya spell it?) hand and CAN THEY PLEASE GET MARRIED AND ADOPT HER AND CAN RALPH BE THE UNCLE OH MY GOD IT’S SO CUTE

OH MY GOD THAT WAS DISGUSTING

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:40:40 -0400

OH MY GOD THAT WAS DISGUSTING

Seth…you sound almost like a real newscaster….

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:13:31 -0400

Seth…you sound almost like a real newscaster….

Magic Mountain is a local water park for me

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:49:49 -0400

Magic Mountain is a local water park for me

randomhilariouspictures: A God amongst men?Follow this blog for...

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:27:10 -0400

randomhilariouspictures:

A God amongst men?
Follow this blog for the best new funny pictures every day

randomhilariouspictures: Usually I’m not a huge 4chan fan, but...

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:07:33 -0400

randomhilariouspictures:

Usually I’m not a huge 4chan fan, but this is just pure gold.
Follow this blog for the best new funny pictures every day

its-go0d: Lmfao

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:48:35 -0400

its-go0d:

Lmfao

lifesaclimbbuttheviewisgreat: bl0unt: ch4in: laugh-at-me-br0: ...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:47:32 -0400

lifesaclimbbuttheviewisgreat:

bl0unt:

ch4in:

laugh-at-me-br0:

psych0ticmusichead:

ohhmaiko:

mileyhighrus:

ARE YOU READY TO JINGLE YOUR BELLS

OMFG NOT THIS AGAIN PLEASE I CANT

still my fav

it’s that time of year again

“lick on my, stroke on my, suck on my cock” I’m d e a d.

plz

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA I should not be laughing as hard as I am

thesockmonkeyrenegade: presidentme: Bill Nye the PARTY guy MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:39:32 -0400

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

presidentme:

Bill Nye the PARTY guy

MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT

For those who don’t know the story behind this: Before Maggie...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:08:42 -0400

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When he found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. He begged Mr. Burns for his old life back and put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked him where all of Maggie’s baby pictures went, he explains that he keeps them where he needs them the most.

death-by-lulz: thefrogman: I want all the puppies ever. This...

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:41:34 -0400

death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

I want all the puppies ever.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-blood-of-dancers: fake-a-smile-and-say-im-fine: brusied-and...

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:40:29 -0400

the-blood-of-dancers:

fake-a-smile-and-say-im-fine:

brusied-and-scarred:

hasn’t been on my dash for a while, i love this so much, i don’t know why, i don’t like reblogging images of self harm, but this this has a meaning to it, i’m not sure what as there are so many possibilities this is just beautiful

i think it’s showing how someone so graceful and beautiful can also be hurting on the inside. that the people you would least expect could prove you wrong

this is the most perfect thing I have seen in my life. My favorite photo on tumblr, it gave me goosebumps.

iwillmindfuckyou: laughcentre: insidethevalley: the cheese...

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:02:09 -0400

iwillmindfuckyou:

laughcentre:

insidethevalley:

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

how many tries did it take opening the door and letting the cheese fall to the ground and picking it back up before you got this picture

godisgaf: our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:00:45 -0400

godisgaf:

our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

iridessence: youarenotyou: sylphorix: Still under the...

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:30:02 -0400

iridessence:

youarenotyou:

sylphorix:

Still under the impression that video games are strictly for kids? Hilda Knott would like to have a word with you. And perhaps a game.

The 85-year-old British gamer has been mashing buttons for 40 years — roughly the life of the video game industry – and is showing no signs of slowing down.

We’re not talking about just a bunch of boring PC card games, either. In a video interview with the BBC, Knott, who turns 86 next month, shows off her formidable gaming setup, including a sweet 65-inch HDTV and a brand new Playstation 3 Superslim. She discusses her love of Grand Theft Auto IV, which she had a “hilarious” time playing with her 94-year-old-aunt.

Knott acknowledges that her deep love of gaming has helped her stay mentally fit, because “a lot of them have puzzles, working out how to do something.”

She isn’t joking, either, as the video shows her playing the niche tactical role-playing game, Disgaea 4. That’s hardcore. This lady is a gamer, through and through.

And while many of her fellow octogenarians credit games like Wii Sports for keeping them physically active, Knott’s favorite part about playing video games will sound more familiar to the Halo crowd.

“Finding something new in the game,” she says. “Getting on to the next stage, or the next event. And the achievement of finishing it.”

With 40 years of gaming under her belt, we imagine she’s finished quite a few. Hats off to you, Hilda!

Fuck yeah

Playing video games before most of the misogynistic asshole gamer dudes who think they run shit have been!

New vid up

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:27:30 -0400

New vid up

supercoolsnoddgrass: I think I just had a nerdgasim……

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:41:55 -0400

supercoolsnoddgrass:

I think I just had a nerdgasim……

Photo

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 18:35:32 -0400