My favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
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MOM, THERE’S A SINGING MOOSE IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE
wait for it
Has it really gotten to the point people wait for us to show up?
apparently yes
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
everyone was talking about the Supreme Court last week so I made a thing
Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source!
They’re more than just shows and they’re more than just characters. They’re friends and family.
(Source: casdearie)
the future isn’t looking too bright Bill =/.
Sorry for the rant, but EVOLUTION NEVER FUCKING SAYS WE COME FROM MONKEYS. IT STATES WE AND PRIMATES HAVE A COMMON ANCESTOR, BUT WE DO NOT COME FROM PRIMATES AND PRIMATES DO NOT COEM FROM US. WE SHARE SIMILARITIES, AND EVOLUTION SAYS WE DERIVED FROM THE SAME ANCESTORS.
I’m sorry, I just get so fucking annoyed when people rant about the whole “evolution says we come from monkeys so why do we still have monkeys omg that means evolution is fake!” spiel. Rant over. Goodnight.
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